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Comments from festival goers 

P-Mates liberate women everywhere! Brining the urinals next year. 
 
P-mates are great; finally women can go in peeing up the wall instead of squatting 
 
SWEET! 
 
They saved my life at the last festival I was at! HOORAY FOR P-MATE!!! 
 
Wow so much better than a sex change I’m a woman and can still pee standing up-I can pee up a fence YEA will worth it!! 
 
I’m a MAN! I can stand up and pee!! Love them they are great love Toni 
 
A proper man now-excellent!! 
 
Good idea-much more hygienic! GREAT!! 
 
After using it, it felt weird standing like a man and it confused a few people. I think it’s worth it just for the looks!! 
 
Took a wile but much fun and really does work!! IMPRESSED!! 
 
Genius dude!! Bring on the beer!! Never laughed so much whilst peeing!! 
 
Weird at first but WHAT AN INVENTITON!! Fantastic! 
 
Love love love these damn things! Don’t have to walk a mile for a wazz. Oh, and no more wet shoes 
 
IT WORKA! I’VE been trying to get my hands on these for ages! No wee down my legs-straight down the pan! EXCELLENT!!!! CORINNE thanks! 
 
What an interesting and liberating experience. Now I can see the fascination with blokes and toilets!!! 
 
It actually works! Amazing- No piss on hands or sandals as usual- well done! Piss away! 
 
Amazing is a term used too loosely these days! THIS IS AMAZING!! Love it!! It’s me only way to pee!! Love you!! JODI 
 
Lovely job! Good idea lets have it! 
 
Yes it was all right Lindsay. 
 
THESE ARE COOL! ALL MY MATES HAD TO WATCH ME USE THEM!! STEPH 
 
We are well gonna join the boys at the fence and freak them! 
 
Well Good. My new best mate. 
 
They rule I didn’t have to wait to pee. 
 
Not messy at all perfection for anyone with penis envy 
 
Well year 4 reading am ordering oooooo yeah!!! well done!! 
 
I’ve enjoyed buying my P-mate I’m really looking forward to using it 
 
AMAZING!! The best thing ever invented for woman. I feel like a real woman now-he he. YOU MUST BUY THESE LADIES!! 
 
You are a GENIUS!! 
 
The most amazing invention ever!! Completely surreal experience but oh so liberating! Makes portaloos a whole new experience! I’m converted Jem 
 
I take back what I said I understand how why you guys feel like you have power!! Fab invention! Ill be telling my girly mates! Rock on! 
 
WHAT A GREAT IDEA!! 
 
Woman will buy anything!! 
 
Brilliant!! 
 
Would be better if people couldn’t see through the banner otherwise a good idea. 
 
Fantastic idea excellent execution!! Did the job!! 
 
Bloody brilliant!! 
 
Pure piss! 
 
What a pee! 
 
Amazing! 
 
Very good idea! 
 
She pees for all! Kirstie in Scotland 
 
GOOD IDEA FEEL LIKE A BLOKE THOU! MINA 
 
Great invention-needs to bigger for us cider drinking girls goes against everything we teach or bodies for years 
 
Weird at first pee wouldn’t come. But then it was great saves times 
 
It’s the greatest invention since the wheel 
 
Fantastic! Best invention ever!! 
 
Genius a good idea!!! 
 
New slogan DON’T WORRY PEE HAPPY!! 
 
Easy peeezy! 
 
Comments from festival goers in 2004 (Glastonbury) 
 
Peeing standing up has been a fantasy and now it’s true and able! 
 
Whey! A ridiculously funny, but works a treat! 
 
Absolutely, bloody excellent! About time 
 
Thank god for P-Mate 
 
Fantabulous idea! How much fun! 
 
An exhilarating and surprisingly hygienic experience! 
 
How cool is that – peeing standing up 
 
Hygienic, amazing and practical for sure! Here we are guys! 
 
Great, better than hovering over the long drops! 
 
No mess, no hover, all good! 
 
Wow, female liberation bring on these urinals! P-Mate rocks! 
 
Liberation at last! Works amazingly well! 
 
The next best thing since tampons were invented for women – we can go to the toilet like men and it doesn’t smell as bad! 
 
Finally! When traffics bad and I need a wee I’ll be able to jump out at the side of the road like my boyfriend and go without waiting ages for the nearest toilet stop! Brilliant! 
 
This needs to be commercially available – why didn’t they invent it years ago? Can’t wee crouching down in normal portaloos 
 
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